Marilah Beramai-ramai Datang Ke Malaysia!
Jangan malu-malu, jangan segan-segan. Pintu negara ini terbuka luas kepada sesiapa sahaja. Baik orang India mahupun orang China, baik orang Indonesia, mahupun orang Bangladesh. Lebih internasional, orang Afrika, orang Amerika Latin, orang Eropah pun dijemput datang. Mari-mari kerajaan 1Malaysia mengalu-alukan kedatangan anda semua. MALAYSIA untuk semua.
Dahulu kerajaan 1Malaysia menyeru orang China datang ke sini, sekarang kerajaan 1Malaysia menyeru orang India datang ke sini. Belum lagi jumpa 50 000 orang China (secara sah, yang tidak sah?) yang bersembunyi di sini, belum pun jumpa 40 000 orang India (secara sah, yang tidak sah?) yang hilang di ceruk-ceruk bandar dan kampung, kini PM 1Malaysia menyeru anda semua datang beramai-ramai ke sini. Balik atau tidak, itu bukan masalah besar. Yang penting datang beramai-ramai untuk memeriahkan negara berbilang bangsa ini. Itulah uniknya MALAYSIA
Jika di Sabah sudah penuh dengan golongan yang sewaktu dengan anda, jangan lupa anda juga boleh memenuhkan negeri-negeri di Semenanjung. Tidak cukup tempat tinggal, anda juga boleh bermastautin di bawah jambatan atau di mana-mana tempat yang difikirkan sesuai.
Berkaitan:
DATUK Seri Najib Razak berkata, kerajaan akan mempermudahkan urusan visa untuk kunjungan rakyat India ke Malaysia, khususnya bagi memudahkan ahli perniagaan negara itu berurusan secara lebih licin dan lancar.
Perdana Menteri berkata, walaupun ada kumpulan rakyat India yang tinggal lebih daripada had dibenarkan, urusan kemasukan rakyat negara itu, terutama ahli perniagaan perlu dipermudahkan untuk kepentingan kedua-dua negara.
"Kita akan berbincang bagi memastikan urusan visa untuk ahli perniagaan diambil kira bagi memudahkan mereka ke Malaysia," katanya pada ucaptama Forum Perniagaan Malaysia-India, bertajuk Membina Perkongsian Strategik yang dihadiri kira-kira 400 ahli perniagaan mewakili pelbagai sektor kedua-dua negara, di sini semalam.
Najib juga mencadangkan supaya lebih banyak destinasi penerbangan diwujudkan ke India selain bandar utama ketika ini bagi meningkatkan sektor pelancongan antara dua negara, selain kesediaan kerajaan menimbang permintaan sektor perbankan India yang berhasrat mengembangkan operasi bank komersial di Malaysia....
...“Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Covered with flowers every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?”
Well, our graveyards are not gone. But they’re pretty full and due partly to the deceased foreigners. It’s a life and death crisis, nevertheless. Literally not a day passes without murder and mayhem involving them.
And have you noticed the amount of rice an expatriate Indian eats for lunch? Reminds me of Lat’s nasi daun pisang cartoon. Now you know why our rice consumption is rising.
But will we ever learn? I doubt.
Some are too lazy to think.
Others prefer not to think
Especially of unpleasant things.
The masses are just incapable
Of constructive thinking.
But the most damaging
Are those who think of nothing
But money and expensive things.
In the name of tourism and the services industry, we allow easy entry of the teeming masses from poor populous countries who are looking for loopholes in international travel to escape to richer countries.
Unfortunately, to many of these visitors, we are a rich country thought we are not.
Thanks to the advent of cheap flights and low-cost airlines, everyone can travel, including the 40,000 odd Indian Indians and as many Chinese, Bangladeshis, Indonesians and even Africans and South Americans.
And since no less that the Prime Minister himself had raised the mystery of the missing Indians days before he makes a trip to Bharat, allow me to ask a few silly questions.
Where have all the Indians gone?
Where have they gone?
Have they taken a boat?
And are Australian-bound?
Or are they somewhere about?
But nowhere to be found?
Oh, what a mystery
A cock and bull story.
Where have all the Chinese gone?
Where have they gone?
Have they left for lands far beyond?
Or they are somewhere around
But nowhere to be found?
Oh, what a mystery
A tall tale story.
They are here as students and tourists
To see our country so beautiful, so rich
And going to college to learn English
But disappeared into thin air
Neither here nor there.
But stories are told
Of them searching for foothold
In potbellied men young and old
Growing ginger illegally
And stealing timber occasionally.
Where have all the Indonesians gone?
Where have they gone?
Have they taken the boat?
Back to Java and Ambon
And to the isles far beyond?
Or are they somewhere about?
And yet nowhere to be found?
Because for a few lousy ringgit,
Things can be sorted out?
Where have all the Bangladeshis gone?
The Arabs, the Africans and
The South American too?
Where have they gone?
Not a trace to be found
Yet we all know, they around
Somewhere right here in Kuala Lumpur town.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?
Perhaps never
We’re what we are
Can’t say we’re bums
But not very clever either.
So what’s there left for me to say?
But que sera sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.
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